The Onion’s Most Consequential Cat Journalism

2 / 43 War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General War On String May Be Unwinnable, Says Cat General Full story. 3 / 43 Indoor Cat Wouldn’t Last A Day In The High-Octane World Of Street Racing Indoor Cat Wouldn’t Last A Day In The High-Octane World Of Street Racing Full story. 4 … Read more

Popular New York City Bodega Cat Missing After Being Cat-Napped In Broad Daylight

A friendly store-front feline is missing after being cat-napped in broad daylight. Boka, a Russian Blue kitten who would hang out at the Green Olives Deli & Grill in Brooklyn’s Park Slope neighborhood, was swiped off the sidewalk after he wandered out of the store on July 29, Brooklyn Paper reported. Abdulmajeed Albahri, owner of … Read more

Resilient Equities, Fed, Treasury Markets, Jobs, Credit Card Debt, Trading AMD

Debt and equity markets sold off for a multitude of reasons on Tuesday. All in all, though… I think one would have to say that equities have been quite resilient to this point. Sure, the Dow Industrials were weak on Tuesday, surrendering 402 points or 1.23%. That said, the Dow Industrials are narrow in nature … Read more

Stock Market Today: Dow Futures Slip, Oil Falls, Alibaba Stock Rises

Text size The S&P 500 had its best month since November 2020 in July, gaining 9.1%. Angela Weiss/AFP via Getty Images Stocks slipped to start August trading with the economic outlook—and risk of recession—in focus alongside corporate earnings in the week ahead. Futures for the Dow Jones Industrial Average retreated 70 points, or 0.2%, after … Read more

Investors Fear Stock-Market Rally Will Be Short-Lived

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Watchman and stray cat got spotted by artist, look at digital art it inspired | Trending

Even the most commonplace things one encounters in daily life may become incredibly motivating when viewed from the perspective of an artist. Although, of course, this particular video has been inspired by an extremely cute situation in which a security guard was spotted with a stray cat. The duo was seen by this artist who … Read more

Cat’s life saved by London firefighters in first use of pet oxygen mask

12 July 2022, 10:55 The new pet oxygen mask being demonstrated by London Fire Brigade. Picture: London Fire Brigade Firefighters in London used a specially designed pet oxygen mask to save a cat’s life, in the first example of its use in the capital. On Friday afternoon firefighters were called to a house fire in … Read more

Red States Are Winning the Post-Pandemic Economy

The pandemic has changed the geography of the American economy. By many measures, red states — those that lean Republican — have recovered faster economically than Democratic-leaning blue ones, with workers and employers moving from the coasts to the middle of the country and Florida.

Chevron to Cut Back in California, Remain Based in State

Chevron is planning to sell its current headquarters in California and is offering to cover costs for some employees to relocate to Texas, the latest move by a large US employer to reduce the size of its offices. The second-largest U.S. oil company said it would remain based in California, its home state for more … Read more

Caterpillar to move headquarters to Texas from Illinois in fresh blow to the Chicago area

Caterpillar Inc. said Tuesday it will move its global headquarters from Illinois to an existing divisional office in Irving, Texas, in the Dallas – Forth Worth area, in another blow to metropolitan Chicago, which last month lost the Boeing Co. headquarters. The move is “in the best strategic interest of the company,” Chief Executive Jim … Read more